Hyaluronic Acid Complex Serum, 1oz

🌊 Dive into the Fountain of Youth (In a Bottle)! 🌊

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to meet the hydration sensation that's sweeping the nation! Our Hyaluronic Acid Complex Serum is here to quench your skin's thirst faster than you can say "Is my face melting?"

Why You'll Fall Head Over Heels:

• 💧 Hydrates deeper than your ex's emotional issues
• 💵 Absorbs faster than your paycheck on payday
• 🎈 Plumps skin like a balloon at a birthday party
• 🌿 Infused with Squalane, Green Tea, and Vitamin B5 (it's like a spa day for your face!)

Made with love in the USA, this 1 fl.oz bottle of magic is perfect for all skin types. It's like a tall glass of water for your face, minus the awkward dribbling!

What's Inside (AKA The Good Stuff):

• Sodium Hyaluronate: The salt form of hyaluronic acid, this moisture-binding marvel can hold up to 1000 times its weight in water. This powerful humectant draws moisture into the skin, keeping it plump and hydrated while reducing the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. It's like having a water balloon fight inside your skin cells!
• Green Tea Extract (antioxidants, anyone?): Packed with catechins, this antioxidant powerhouse fights free radicals like a ninja warrior, reduces inflammation, and promotes healthy skin, helping to protect against signs of aging and environmental damage.
• Squalane (your skin's new BFF): This lightweight oil mimics your skin's natural oils, providing deep hydration and improving elasticity while leaving your skin feeling soft and supple without a greasy residue.
• Acacia Senegal Gum: Harvested from the acacia tree, this natural film-former is like a gentle hug for your skin. It's so soothing, your face might just sigh with relief!
• Xanthan Gum: Produced by bacterial fermentation, this natural thickener keeps everything smooth and stable. It's like the peacekeeper of the skincare world!
• Glycerin: Derived from vegetable oils, this moisture-loving ingredient is like a water slide for hydration. Wheee!
• Squalane: Originally from shark livers (yikes!), but now ethically sourced from olives, this lipid is like a silky smooth moisturizer. It's so gentle, even sharks would approve (if they had skin care routines)!
• Glucosyl Ceramide: A plant-based version of your skin's natural ceramides, this lipid lover helps lock in moisture like a high-security vault for hydration!
• Butylene Glycol: Derived from corn sugar, this moisture-magnet is like a tiny sponge for your skin, soaking up hydration faster than you can say "dewey"!
• Betaine: Extracted from sugar beets, this hydration hero is like a cozy blanket for your skin cells. It's so comforting, your skin might just start purring!
• Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5): This vitamin superstar, found in whole grains, is like a personal trainer for your skin's moisture barrier. Get ready for some serious hydration gains!

What's NOT Inside:

No parabens, no formaldehydes, no phthalates, no sulfates, no triclocarban, no triclosan, and absolutely no synthetic fragrance. We've kicked out all the bad guys so your skin can party safely! 🎉

The Fine Print:

• We only ship to the USA, its territories, and Canada (sorry, rest of the world!)
• Not available on Etsy, TikTok Shop US, or Walmart (we're exclusive like that)
• 100% vegan and cruelty-free (because happy bunnies = happy skin)
• Comes in a fancy white glass bottle with a dropper (for precision hydration application!)

Ready to make your skin so hydrated it'll think it's on vacation in the Maldives? Grab this bottle of liquid gold and watch your complexion go from "Sahara Desert" to "Tropical Oasis"! Your face will thank you 😉

Warning:

Use of this hyaluronic acid serum may result in skin so plump and hydrated, you'll be mistaken for a dewy peach! Side effects may include an irresistible urge to touch your face, spontaneous selfie sessions, and attracting attention from your crush, local dermatologists, and possibly even that one friend who always asks, "What's your skincare routine?" Not suitable for those who enjoy the 'parched desert' look or have an aversion to glowing. In case of extreme dewiness, please wear sunglasses and warn nearby bystanders—your glow may cause temporary blindness!.