Hair Growth Tonic, 2oz

Superhero Serum for Your Strands: The Hair-Raising Adventure Begins! 

Get ready to transform your tresses from “just okay” to “show-stopping” with the hair tonic that’s about to become your mane's new best friend!

Why Your Hair Will Fall Head Over Heels:

• 🚀 Boosts length retention better than your ex's attention span
• 💫 Reduces hair thinning quicker than your patience on a Monday morning
• 💧 Hydrates follicles like a tiny rainstorm for your scalp
• 💲 Lightweight formula that absorbs faster than your paycheck on payday
• 🌟 Leaves no residue, unlike your last relationship

Crafted with love in the USA, this 2 fl.oz bottle of magic is perfect for all hair types. It's like having a personal trainer for your hair, minus the intimidating yelling!

Ingredient Superstars and Their Secret Powers:

• Aqua (Water): The ultimate hydrator, straight from nature's tap. It’s like a refreshing splash for your thirsty locks!
• Alcohol Denat.: This quick-drying agent keeps your hair fresh and fabulous, evaporating faster than your last bad hair day!
• Propanediol: Derived from corn sugar, this moisture-locking marvel is like a cozy blanket for your strands, ensuring they stay snug and hydrated.
• Phospholipids: Sourced from soybeans, these lipid-loving molecules act as a barrier to keep moisture in and environmental nasties out. They’re like the bouncers at your hair’s VIP section!
• Caffeine: Extracted from coffee beans, this energizing ingredient perks up your hair faster than a double espresso on a Monday morning—goodbye, limp locks!
• Curcuma Longa (Turmeric) Callus Culture Conditioned Media: Sourced from turmeric, this golden wonder soothes the scalp and adds shine. It’s like sunshine for your strands!
• Biotin: Also known as vitamin B7, this beauty booster is found in foods such as nuts. It supports healthy hair growth like a backstage pass to luscious locks!

What's NOT Inside (Because We Care):

No parabens, no formaldehyde, no phthalates, no mineral oil, no sulfates, no triclocarban, no triclosan, and absolutely no synthetic fragrance. We've kicked out all the bad guys so your hair can party safely! 🎉

The Fine Print:

• We only ship to the USA, its territories, and Canada (sorry, rest of the world!)
• 100% vegan and cruelty-free (because happy bunnies = happy hair)

Warning:

Caution: Using this product may result in an overwhelming sense of fabulousness. Side effects include spontaneous hair flips, an irresistible urge to strut down the street like you’re on a runway, and the sudden ability to turn heads faster than you can say "hair goals." If you find yourself feeling too glamorous, please consult your nearest mirror for a selfie session. Not suitable for those who enjoy flat hair or have an aversion to compliments. Use with caution—your hair might just become its own celebrity!